Be at war with your Vices, at Peace with your Neighbors, and let every New Year find you a better man.
Benjamin Franklin
Ben Franklin’s New Year Advice
January 1st, 2021Best Stories about Abe Lincoln – The Lightning Rod
July 6th, 2020The Lightning Rod
When Lincoln was a candidate for re-election to the Illinois Legislature in 1836, a meeting was held in the court house in Springfield, at which candidates of opposing parties were to speak.
George Forquer was a prominent citizen of Springfield. He had been a Whig, but became a Democrat – possibly to secure the position of Government Land Register from President Andrew Jackson. He had the largest and finest house in the city, and there was a striking addition to it, called a lightning-rod!
Forquer, although not a candidate, asked to be heard for the Democrats, to reply to Lincoln. He was a good speaker, and well known throughout the county. His special task that day was to attack and ridicule the young man from Salem.
Turning to Lincoln, who stood within a few feet of him, he said: “This young man must be taken down, and I am truly sorry that the task devolves upon me.” He then proceeded to attack Lincoln in a very overbearing way, and with an air of great superiority. He was fluent and adept at rough sarcasm. He ridiculed Lincoln’s appearance, dress, and opinions so fiercely that Lincoln’s friends feared the he would be too embarrassed to respond.
Lincoln stood calm, but his flashing eye and pale cheek indicated his indignation. Lincoln took the podium and stated,
“The gentleman commenced his speech by saying that ‘this young man,’ alluding to me, must be taken down. I am not so young in years as I am in the tricks and the trades of a politician, but, live long or die young, I would rather die now than, like the gentleman (pointing to Forquer), change my politics and with the change receive an office worth $3,000 a year. And then, feel obliged to erect a lightning-rod over my house, to protect a guilty conscience from an offended God!”
Lincoln home in Springfield, IL with no lightning rod attached!
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This story is a recollection of a speech made by Lincoln in 1836, as told to William Herndon by Lincoln’s long time pal Joshua Speed. From, How Abraham Lincoln Used Stories to Touch Hearts, Minds and Funny Bones, by Terry Sprouse.
Life is Punny and Forever
June 26th, 2019
A few weeks ago my wife’s cat died. We buried her beside the house. My wife was very sad. I told her, “Don’t worry about Tabby. She is okay. I’m sure that she is in Purr… gatory.”
I am a proud proponent of the mighty pun. Puns brighten the lives of others. I believe that a good pun is its own re-word.
Furthermore, punsters are seen wise, witty, and whimsical. A force to be reckoned with.
Historically, powerful puns have compressed layers of meaning into fewer words.
At the signing of the Declaration of Independence, Benjamin Franklin said, “We must all hang together or assuredly we shall all hang separately.”
1) Kid Puns – Have you ever seen a horse fly?
Children like puns because it’s like playing a trick on someone. They expect one thing and something else appears. Often kids will give a straight answer to the setup question. So they are even more surprised by the funny switch.
What 2 things can you never eat for lunch? Breakfast and dinner.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What do you give to a sick bird? Tweetment.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tuna piano but you can’t tuna fish.
What disappears as soon as you say its name? Silence.
2) Puns for Big Kids
How do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso
What do you call an empty can of Cheez Whiz? Cheese Was.
Present, Past and Future walk into a bar. It was tense.
3) Punny Observations
My get up and go got up and went.
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Sure I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime.
My dog can do magic tricks. She’s a Labra”kadabra”dor.
4) Special Puns for “Certifiable Pun-atics”
What does the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do? He lays awake at night wondering if 
there is really a dog.
Gandhi walked across the desert with little food and no oral hygiene products. At the end of his journey, he was a: super callused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis.
A Challenge – Just for the Pun of It
I challenge you to make the world a happier place.
I ask you to take 2 steps:
1) Pretend that life is funny and forever.
2) Keep a little notebook with you, to jot down new puns to share with others.
As an author, my final words are:
“When I am dead, I hope it may be said:
‘His sins were scarlet, but his books were read.’ ”
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Coming Presentations:
September 14, 2019. “Lincoln’s Most Powerful Personality Trait.” Pen to Podium Toastmasters,Tucson, AZ.
September 20, 2019. “How Abraham Lincoln Used Stories to Touch Hearts, Minds and Funny Bones.” Tucson Civil War Study Group. Tucson, AZ, 10:00 am.
February 12, 2020. “How Abraham Lincoln Used Stories to Touch Hearts, Minds and Funny Bones.” Sun City Anthem @ Merrill Ranch in Florence, AZ, 2:00 pm.
Related Links
Like Abe Lincoln, Be Prepared with a “Quip” or a Bit of Humor
Emulate Abraham Lincoln: Make Each Day Count
The “Secret” Daily Affirmations of Abraham Lincoln
Always greet everyone, no matter what they look like
Employ an Affable Lincolnesque Persona
Be a Generous Listener, as Abe Lincoln Was
Deflect Criticism with Self-deprecating Humor
Always Say “Yes”
Be a Master of Disaster – Ponder the big picture
Nourish humor and tell stories, so people say — “I felt like I had known him/her my whole life and we had long been friends.”
Awaken the Sleeping Giant Within – The Abe Lincoln Way
May 3rd, 2018
“I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am not bound to succeed, but I am bound to live up to what light I have.” Abraham Lincoln, 1854.
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In 1849, after serving one term as a US Congressman, and with no political prospects, it looked like Lincoln would be relegated to the dust bin of history. He resigned himself to the life of a travelling lawyer (a circuit rider). Although he was extremely good at his job, he probably felt despair that his desire for a life in politics was beyond his reach.
In 1854, Lincoln’s life changed dramatically. Under the guidance of his long-time rival,Senator Stephan Douglas, Congress passed the Kansas-Nebraska Act, a law which repealed the Missouri Compromise of 1820, and changed the way that slavery was dealt with in the United States. Under the Missouri Compromise, slavery was essentially bottled up and restricted to the 13 southern states.
The Kansas-Nebraska Act allowed slavery to expand into the new territories of Kansas and Nebraska, as well as to any other state, based on a majority vote. Lincoln, and other residents of northern states, were outraged that the evil of slavery could now spread like cancer to other states.
Lincoln was awakened like a sleeping giant. To stop this injustice became Lincoln’s all consuming passion.
“The passage of the bill roused me as never before,” said Lincoln (Letter to Joshua Speed, 1855).
A carefully crafted speech delivered in New York City, in 1860, propelled Lincoln onto the national stage like a hurricane, and established him as a credible Republican candidate for the presidency.
What awakens the sleeping giant in you?
If you can tie your deepest feelings to the thing that you do with your life, then you are following in Lincoln’s footsteps, and your life has true meaning.
My Path
Deep inside, I knew that I was more than just someone doomed to spend my life working an 8:00 to 5:00 job. I felt I had untapped skills and potential to write books and to be a public speaker. I started writing books in 2007, in my spare time, while working my regular job. My big opportunity came when I was laid off from my job, in 2010, and I was able to channel my energies into a writing and speaking career.
Focusing on Abraham Lincoln was an easy choice for me. He had long been a hero for me. As a Peace Corps Volunteer in Honduras in 1987, I read Carl Sandberg’s epic book, “Abraham Lincoln.” It was the greatest book I had ever read about the greatest man who had ever lived. It awakened in me the desire to both, become a writer, and to draw closer to Lincoln.
A “Lincoln-ized” Life
I am a short, skinny, balding, hair color enhanced 63-year-old former Peace Corps Volunteer. Abraham Lincoln is a human quote factory. Everything he said is either inspirational, insightful, or funny. Connecting with Abraham Lincoln is the best thing that ever happened to me.
When a radio host asked singer Don McLean, “What is the meaning of your song American Pie?” He replied, “It means that I never have to work again.”
In my case, linking my life with Abraham Lincoln does not mean that I never work again. However, my job is doing what I love most, to help individuals to “Lincoln-ize” their existence. I exhort others to fuse their spirit to that of Lincoln, and in so doing, to live a life filled with passion and purpose.
Coming Presentations:
June 5, 2018. How Abraham Lincoln Used Stories to Touch Hearts, Minds and Funny Bones. Arizona Society for Professional Hypnosis. Scottsdale Senior Community Center,1700 North Granite Reef Road, Meeting Room 7, Scottsdale, AZ, 6:30 pm.
June 7, 2018, “How Abraham Lincoln Used Stories,” Tucson Veterans Toastmasters Club, Pima Downtown University Campus, Roosevelt Building, room RV136, Tucson, AZ. Noon to 1:00 PM.
October 20, 2018. How Abraham Lincoln Used Stories to Touch Hearts, Minds and Funny Bones. Prescott Valley Public Library (7401 E. Civic Circle), 1:00 – 2:00 pm. Prescott, AZ.
February 16, 2019. “How Abraham Lincoln Used Stories to Touch Hearts, Minds and Funny Bones.” Church of the Nazarne in the Village of Oak. Sedona, AZ, 1:30-2:30 pm.
September 20, 2019. “How Abraham Lincoln Used Stories to Touch Hearts, Minds and Funny Bones.” Tucson Civil War Study Group. Tucson, AZ, 10:00 am.
February 12, 2020. “How Abraham Lincoln Used Stories to Touch Hearts, Minds and Funny Bones.” Sun City Anthem @ Merrill Ranch in Florence, AZ, 2:00 pm.
NOW AVAILABLE!!!
Related Links
Like Abe Lincoln, Be Prepared with a “Quip” or a Bit of Humor
Emulate Abraham Lincoln: Make Each Day Count
The “Secret” Daily Affirmations of Abraham Lincoln
Always greet everyone, no matter what they look like
Employ an Affable Lincolnesque Persona
Be a Generous Listener, as Abe Lincoln Was
Deflect Criticism with Self-deprecating Humor
Always Say “Yes”
Be a Master of Disaster – Ponder the big picture
Nourish humor and tell stories, so people say — “I felt like I had known him/her my whole life and we had long been friends.”
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April 26th, 2018
“From the first moment of my interview with him (Abraham Lincoln) I seemed to myself to have been acquainted with him for years. For while he was among the most solid of men I ever met he was among the most transparent.” Frederick Douglass, author and orator.
“I really think that Mr. Lincoln’s propensity for story-telling has been exaggerated by his enemies. I had once the honor of conversing with him, or rather of hearing him converse, for several minutes, and in all that time he only told four little stories.” Sarah Jane Lippincott, author.
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If, like me, you are a stammering Neanderthal when it comes to small talk, the best way to connect with people is to tell a simple humorous story that reveals something about your life. That allows the other person see that you are open and friendly, and they feel comfortable responding to us with openness and friendliness.
The New Girlfriend
My son invited his new girlfriend over to our house for dinner. I made a batch of my heralded spaghetti. When we welcomed her into the house, her handshake was as limp as a wet fish. She only made eye contact with the spaghetti and responded with one syllable answers to the softball questions my wife and I lobbed to her.
To break the ice, I told a story.
I said, “I work as a substitute teacher in an elementary school. Wednesday I was walking my first grade class, in single file, to the library. Everything was going fine until one boy bent down to tie his shoe and all the kids behind fell over him, to the sound of bowling pins falling (in my mind).”
The girlfriend chuckled and the ice started to break. She smiled more, shared information about her family, and was more engaging. At least until our exceptionally friendly dog, Blackie, unexpectedly snatched the spaghetti off her plate.
Nobody saw that one coming.
Blackie, the Wonder Dog
Willie Lincoln – The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far From the Tree
Of all Lincoln sons, 11-year-old Willie Lincoln’s magnetic personality was most like that of Lincoln himself. Following Willie’s untimely death in 1863, Poet Nathaniel Parker Willis wrote the following article about Willie for The Home Journal. It provides a brilliant example of the prototypical friendly personality. I underlined key phrases.
Willie Lincoln
This little fellow had his acquaintances among his father’s friends, and I chanced to be one of them. He never failed to seek me out in the crowd, shake hands, and make some pleasant remark; and this, in a boy of ten years of age, was, to say the least, endearing to a stranger. But he had more than mere affectionateness. His self-possession—aplomb, as the French call it— was extraordinary.
I was one day passing the White House, when he was outside with a play-fellow on the sidewalk. Mr. Seward (Secretary of State) drove in, with Prince Napoleon; and, in a mock-heroic way—terms of intimacy evidently existing between the boy and the Secretary—the official gentleman took off his hat, and Napoleon did the same, all making the young prince President a ceremonious salute.
Not a bit staggered with the homage, Willie drew himself up to his full height, took off his little cap with graceful self-possession, and bowed down formally to the ground, like a little ambassador. They drove past, and he went on unconcernedly with his play: the impromptu readiness and good judgment being clearly a part of his nature.
His genial and open expression of countenance was none the less ingenuous and fearless for a certain tincture of fun; and it was in this mingling of qualities that he so faithfully resembled his father.
The vivid lessons we learn from Willie Lincoln are that he:
1) greeted others by shaking hands and making a pleasant remark;
2) displayed a graceful confidence;
3) had a genial and open countenance; and,
4) mixed fun and formality together.
Political Humor
There is a distinct difference between the self-confidence of Willie Lincoln and the self-centeredness of politicians. Yet, making fun of the excesses of their fellow elected officials, is a proven way that politicians connect with constituents. Senator Mo Udall, no exception to the rule, (Too Funny to Be President) illustrates this technique in his story about two congressional colleagues.
George Smathers was running against Claude Pepper in a Senate race. In a speech in rural Florida, Smathers did a euphemistic hatchet job on Pepper. Smathers said,
“Are you aware that Claude Pepper is known all over Washington as a shameless extrovert? Not only that,” Smathers went on, “but this man is reliably reported to practice nepotism with his sister-in-law, and he has a sister who was once a thespian in New York. Worst of all,” Smathers said mournfully, “it is an established fact that Mr. Pepper, before his marriage, practiced celibacy.”
Everybody can relate to the pompous and self-absorbed nature of politicians. Like the kitten that attacks its own image in the mirror, it is reliable approach to share humor and to connect with others.
As Will Rogers observed,
“About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.”
Upcoming Pesentations:
June 5, 2018. How Abraham Lincoln Used Stories to Touch Hearts, Minds and Funny Bones. Arizona Society for Professional Hypnosis. Scottsdale Senior Community Center,1700 North Granite Reef Road, Meeting Room 7, Scottsdale, AZ, 6:30 pm.
October 20, 2018. How Abraham Lincoln Used Stories to Touch Hearts, Minds and Funny Bones. Prescott Valley Public Library (7401 E. Civic Circle), 1:00 – 2:00 pm. Prescott, AZ.
NOW AVAILABLE!!!
Related Links
Like Abe Lincoln, Be Prepared with a “Quip” or a Bit of Humor
Emulate Abraham Lincoln: Make Each Day Count
The “Secret” Daily Affirmations of Abraham Lincoln
Always greet everyone, no matter what they look like
Employ an Affable Lincolnesque Persona
Be a Generous Listener, as Abe Lincoln Was
Deflect Criticism with Self-deprecating Humor
Always Say “Yes”
Be a Master of Disaster – Ponder the big picture
Awaken the Sleeping Giant Within – The Abe Lincoln Way
Be a Master of Disaster – Ponder the big picture
March 31st, 2018
“I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am not bound to succeed, but I am bound to live up to what light I have.” Abraham Lincoln, Speech in Peoria, Illinois, 1854.
“Mr. Lincoln retained through life all the friends he ever had, and he made the wrath of his enemies to praise him. This was not by cunning or intrigue in the low acceptations of the term, but by far-seeing reason and discernment.” Leonard Swett, Attorney
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There are underlying rules that govern how life works. They may not always be readily apparent, but still they work. Yet to some of us, the fundamental rules of life often seem like a mystery. Like when the grandson asked Grandpa,
Grandpa
“How soon will I be old enough to do as I please?”
“I don’t know,” replied Grandpa. “Nobody has ever lived that long.”
A Slip but Not a Fall
After a loss to Stephen Douglas in the senatorial election of 1858, Lincoln slipped on a patch of ice in front of his house. His legs went out from under him, but he put out his arms as he fell, and caught himself before his body hit the ground.
“It was a slip but not a fall,” he muttered. His face was lost in thought and he repeated, “a slip but not a fall.”
“A slip but not a fall.”
To Lincoln, it was an omen that his loss in the senatorial election did not end his chance to be nominated for president. Lincoln saw that his chances were still strong to win the Republican nomination for president. It helped that his fame had spread like wildfire after the publication of transcripts of the Lincoln-Douglas debates in national newspapers.
Mastering Disaster
In Abraham Lincoln’s world, virtually any obstacle was viewed as a stepping stone, or a lesson, to prepare him for the great things that he expected to happen in the future. If we view our own lives, like Lincoln did, as having meaning and purpose, then we too can frame all of our experiences (negative or positive) so that they always appear to be beneficial to us.
As Alberto Villoldo (The Four Insights) said,
“History is not what actually happened, but how you choose to remember it –that is, how it lives within you.”
Dealing With the Worry Monster
I am someone who sometimes (almost always) worries too much. For example, one
The worry monster
day the exterminator was coming to kill some ants in a rental house I own, at 10:30 AM. I couldn’t be there as I had a job as a substitute teacher that day, so I worried that the tenant would not be there when the exterminator arrived and I’d be charged for a visit.
I also worried that, if the tenant were there, the exterminator would overcharge me because I’m not there to supervise him. I worried about this all morning as I was teaching. And what did all this worrying accomplished? Not much, except my stomach hurt because I’d been worrying so much.
If I look at the big picture, I would ask myself, “What is the worst thing that could happen?”
1) The exterminator arrives and the tenant is not there, so the exterminator comes back next week.
2) The exterminator charges a little more than usual, but he’s been there before so I know the standard rate. He can’t deviate too much from that.
At the end of the day, the worst that happens is I lose a few bucks and the ants get killed next week. No big deal. It’s not worth getting a stomach ache over. Everything will still get done. The world will not stop spinning.
I took a deep breath.
The long range goal for my rental houses is to hold onto them another 10 years, and then sell them to fund my retirement. As long as I have paying tenants living in the rental houses, the planets are lined up. Everything else, including exterminating ants or even a late rent payment, is just a minor detail.
I start to feel better when I think about it that way.
Patience Keeps the Worry Monster at Bay
Picasso
Pablo Picasso famously said,
“Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.”
Yet, to be a “Master of Disaster,” sometimes it’s better to exercise patience, and to let things unfold at their own pace.
Upcoming Pesentations:
April 14, 2018. “Publish or Perish.” Pen to Podium Toastmasters. Hardesty Center, 1100 S. Alvernon. Tucson, AZ, 9:00 am.
June 5, 2018. “How Abraham Lincoln Used Stories to Touch Hearts, Minds and Funny Bones.” Arizona Society for Professional Hypnosis. Scottsdale Senior Community Center,1700 North Granite Reef Road, Meeting Room 7, Scottsdale, AZ, 6:30 pm.
October 20, 2018. How Abraham Lincoln Used Stories to Touch Hearts, Minds and Funny Bones. Prescott Valley Public Library (7401 E. Civic Circle), 1:00 – 2:00 pm. Prescott, AZ.
NOW AVAILABLE!!!
Related Links
Like Abe Lincoln, Be Prepared with a “Quip” or a Bit of Humor
Emulate Abraham Lincoln: Make Each Day Count
The “Secret” Daily Affirmations of Abraham Lincoln
Always greet everyone, no matter what they look like
Employ an Affable Lincolnesque Persona
Be a Generous Listener, as Abe Lincoln Was
Deflect Criticism with Self-deprecating Humor
Always Say “Yes”
Nourish humor and tell stories, so people say — “I felt like I had known him/her my whole life and we had long been friends.”
Awaken the Sleeping Giant Within – The Abe Lincoln Way
Offer to help others who cannot return the favor
March 28th, 2018
Abraham and Tad Lincoln
“Lincoln chopped wood for widows and orphans. When he saw travelers bogged down, he stopped to help them.” Michael Burlingame, Abraham Lincoln: A Life
“Ab Trout, a poor barefooted boy, was chopping wood one cold winter day. Lincoln came up and asked what he got for the job, and what he would do for the money. Ab said, ‘One dollar’ and pointing to his naked feet said, ‘A pair of shoes.’ Abe told him to go in and warm up and he would chop a while for him. Lincoln finished the work, and told him to go buy the shoes.” William Herndon, Herndon’s Informant’s
“Lincoln defended the son of the widow Armstrong, in a murder case. Lincoln saved her boy from the gallows. The only possession she had in the world was 40 acres of land, which she offered to give to Lincoln as payment. ‘Aunt Hannah,’ he said, ‘you took me in years ago when I was poor and homeless and you fed me and mended my clothes, and I shan’t charge you a cent now’.” Andrew Carnegie, Lincoln – The Unknown
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Phil made me feel exceedingly comfortable when I first joined Toastmasters. I felt a little awkward at the meetings because I didn’t know anyone. But Phil, a longtime member, took care of that. He was always one of the first persons in the meeting room and every time I would walk in, he loudly announce, “Here’s the professor. How are things going at the university?” It made me feel exceptionally welcome, and put me at ease, even though I was not a professor, but merely a researcher, at the university. Nonetheless, I gracefully accepted the comical promotion that Phil gave to me.
Fast forward five years. Phil falls down and breaks his leg. He goes through surgery and spends weeks in rehab. I visit him virtually every day at the rehabilitation clinic. We wile away the hours chatting, playing checkers and putting puzzles together. Phil, still at the top of his game, at 95 years old, in short order makes friends with the staff and other patients.
Mental note to self: There’s a lot to learn from Phil.
My Sworn Enemy – The Thorny Bush
One of my worst enemies is a thorny bush that blocks a sidewalk which students use
Janette Scott facing down evil plants
to walk to a high school near my house.
I’m pretty sure that it is possessed by the devil. If not cut, branches with huge thorns grow through a fence and force students to walk around it or risk cuts to their arms and legs. It’s even more dangerous at night because you can’t see the branches.
Twice a year, wearing a long sleeve shirt and leather gloves, I fight back against the devil brush branches, like Janette Scott in The Day of the Triffids. I cut the branches and carefully load the large branches into the bed of my truck. The thorns can go right through my gloves, and haul them to a large trash can in the alley behind my house. The last time I did it, I accidently stepped on one of the branches and a thorn pierced through the sole of my shoe and into my foot. Yikes!
I chalk it up as a war injury in my never-ending battle with the sinister thorn bush.
The Lone Ranger
I often do house repairs for neighbors and friends who need help. I’m pretty good at 
“Terry, my toilet is leaking. Can you take a look at it?”
“Sure, I’ll be right over.”
I grabbed my tool box, stopped by Ace hardware to buy a toilet repair kit, and drove over to Cynthia’s house.
I ring the doorbell.
“Hi Terry. Thanks for coming.”
“You’re welcome. How’s your mouth feeling?”
“Okay, but sore. I still can’t speak too clearly yet.”
“Did you just say, ‘Okay you bore. I steal cans of peak to clean ear pets?”
“No.”
“Sorry. I was just rattling your cage. Show me where the leak is.”
She leads me to the bathroom.
As I suspected, the fill valve was broken and leaking. I replaced the valve and the flange too, for good measure. It worked like new.
“Can I pay you something?”
“No thanks. I’m the Lone Ranger. Justice is the only reward I desire. If you need anything else, give me a call.”
“Okay. You helped me a lot. Thanks kemo sabe.”
I gallantly drive away with music from the William Tell Overture playing on my cd player. I feel as pleased as punch.
I often get so wrapped up in my own life that I can’t see that other people have problems too. Imagine that! Even a minimal effort on our part to help someone, can have a huge impact on another person’s life.
Love Completely Without Complete Understanding
Sometimes it’s not readily apparent how to help others, yet we can still act.
Like when my mom was near the end of her life. I feel I could have done better, but at least I always tried to be at her side when she needed me the most.
As Norman Maclean said in A River Runs Through It and Other Stories,
“Each one of us here today will at one time in our lives look upon a loved one who is in need and ask the same question: We are willing to help, but what, if anything, is needed? Either we don’t know what part of ourselves to give or, more often than not, the part we have to give is not wanted. But we can still love them – we can love completely without complete understanding.”
Upcoming Pesentations:
April 14, 2018. “Publish or Perish.” Pen to Podium Toastmasters. Hardesty Center, 1100 S. Alvernon. Tucson, AZ, 9:00 am.
June 5, 2018. “How Abraham Lincoln Used Stories to Touch Hearts, Minds and Funny Bones.” Arizona Society for Professional Hypnosis. Scottsdale Senior Community Center,1700 North Granite Reef Road, Meeting Room 7, Scottsdale, AZ, 6:30 pm.
October 20, 2018. How Abraham Lincoln Used Stories to Touch Hearts, Minds and Funny Bones. Prescott Valley Public Library (7401 E. Civic Circle), 1:00 – 2:00 pm. Prescott, AZ.
NOW AVAILABLE!!!
Related Links
Like Abe Lincoln, Be Prepared with a “Quip” or a Bit of Humor
Emulate Abraham Lincoln: Make Each Day Count
The “Secret” Daily Affirmations of Abraham Lincoln
Always greet everyone, no matter what they look like
Employ an Affable Lincolnesque Persona
Be a Generous Listener, as Abe Lincoln Was
Deflect Criticism with Self-deprecating Humor
Always Say “Yes”
Be a Master of Disaster – Ponder the big picture
Nourish humor and tell stories, so people say — “I felt like I had known him/her my whole life and we had long been friends.”
Awaken the Sleeping Giant Within – The Abe Lincoln Way
Always Say “Yes”
March 25th, 2018
“The way for a man to rise, is to improve himself in every way he can.” Abraham Lincoln
“Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.” Abraham Lincoln
“Say “‘yes,’ because you never know what an opportunity, no wonder how odd, might bring. ‘No’ closes doors. ‘Yes’ kicks them wide open.” William Shatner, Shatner Rules
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Always say “yes” to every opportunity, regardless of how preposterous it may seem. Saying “yes’ always leads to new connections and adventures. New doors fly open. New people are met. New ideas are discovered.
Abe says “Yes”
I believe there were two early incidents in Lincoln’s early life, where he said “yes” to
Lincoln as Lawyer
opportunity that set the course for his life. These decisions enabled him to learn to adapt to the vicissitudes of life and to fearlessly push the envelope of his comfort zone.
1) At the age of 19, Lincoln said “yes,” when asked to take a raft full of goods down the Mississippi to be sold in New Orleans. This was the first and longest trip that Lincoln had ever taken. From his experience operating the boat through obstacles, selling merchandise, and fighting off thieves, he developed a strong sense of self-reliance (Herndon and Weik, Life of Lincoln).
2) Lincoln said “yes” when presented with the opportunity to study law. In learning to defend clients in court, he developed the mental strength, to match the physical skills that he possessed.
“Yes” to Peace Corps
I said ‘yes’ in 1985, and became a Peace Corps Volunteer in Honduras. I quickly learned to adapt to change, especially the first time I felt army ants crawling up my pajama legs. Honduras had its ups and downs. I embraced my teaching job with passion, loved my students, and my experience working in Honduras opened up doors for me later for even more interesting work in other Latin American countries. It even inspired me to write my first book.
“Yes” to Marriage
As an older college student, I said “yes’ to a summer internship at an agricultural research station in central Mexico. At 37 years old, I thought I was the kind of guy who would never get married. I was nervous around women. I thought my ears were too big. But one day, I asked a Mexican secretary for some directions. I mustered up the courage to introduce myself, I said, “Hi. I’m Terry Sprouse and these are my ears.” Unlike me, she was an exceptional conversationalist. A year later, we both said “yes” to matrimony, and embarked on a thrilling adventure together.
“Yes” to Toastmasters
Saying ‘yes’ to join Toastmasters super charged my aspirations to be a writer and speaker. I have published 5 books, each one based on speeches that I gave at Toastmasters meetings and the invaluable feedback that I received from fellow Toastmasters.
Captain Kirk Connects the Dots
To quote William Shatner, the venerable Captain of the Starship Enterprise,
I nearly always say “yes.”
“Yes” makes the dots in your life appear. And if you’re willing and open, you can
William Shatner
connect these dots. You don’t know where these dots are going to lead, and if you don’t invest yourself fully, the dots don’t won’t connect. The lines you make with these dots always lead to interesting places. (Shatner Rules, 2011.)
Phoenix or Bust
Just a few weeks ago, my wife wanted to go to Phoenix to hear the Mexican female band, Flans. The performance was
scheduled for Saturday at 8:00 pm. I generally don’t like sprawling cities like Phoenix, much less at night. Phoenix is congested, polluted and crime infested, just like in the movie Blade Runner, at least in my own caffeinated mind. I felt queasy about going to Phoenix.
“I have decided, in my infinite wisdom, to go with you to the concert,.” I said to Angy.
“That’s great, O self-inflated one. Bring ear plugs and steel-tipped shoes, because I’ll be doing a lot of screaming and jumping up and down,” she said.
“And I will be the one sitting, quiet as a mouse, next to you, emitting positive
Foreboding Phoenix
vibrations,” I said.
Even though it was outside my comfort zone, I went. And guess what? My ears are still ringing.
Yet, I met some extremely interesting people, I never ever would have met otherwise. I even met an old Peace Corps friend, and most importantly my wife was happier than a tornado in a toupee factory.
I said “yes,” and the dots connected.
Is it just me, or is someone’s phone ringing?
Upcoming Pesentations:
April 14, 2018. “Publish or Perish.” Pen to Podium Toastmasters. Hardesty Center, 1100 S. Alvernon. Tucson, AZ, 9:00 am.
June 5, 2018. “How Abraham Lincoln Used Stories to Touch Hearts, Minds and Funny Bones.” Arizona Society for Professional Hypnosis. Scottsdale Senior Community Center,1700 North Granite Reef Road, Meeting Room 7, Scottsdale, AZ, 6:30 pm.
October 20, 2018. How Abraham Lincoln Used Stories to Touch Hearts, Minds and Funny Bones. Prescott Valley Public Library (7401 E. Civic Circle), 1:00 – 2:00 pm. Prescott, AZ.
NOW AVAILABLE!!!
Related Links
Like Abe Lincoln, Be Prepared with a “Quip” or a Bit of Humor
Emulate Abraham Lincoln: Make Each Day Count
The “Secret” Daily Affirmations of Abraham Lincoln
Always greet everyone, no matter what they look like
Employ an Affable Lincolnesque Persona
Be a Generous Listener, as Abe Lincoln Was
Deflect Criticism with Self-deprecating Humor
Be a Master of Disaster – Ponder the big picture
Nourish humor and tell stories, so people say — “I felt like I had known him/her my whole life and we had long been friends.”
Places in the Heart
March 19th, 2018
Blackie with her rabbit toy
“The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – they must be felt in the heart.” Helen Keller
Let me tell you about my Black Lab dog, Blackie. She is much more than just a dog.
Blackie is my walking companion and she is my best friend.
When I come home from work Blackie runs circles around me like a toupee in a tornado! Wagging her tail with her favorite toy rabbit in her mouth. All the stress from my job melts away.
A few years ago, my mother was in a nursing home, shortly before she passed away. I would take Blackie to visit her. It revitalized her like a shot of adrenalin in the arm.
Blackie would put her head on my mom’s leg and wag her tail as my mom petted her 
I learned a lot about compassion from Blackie. Compassion was not something she turned on and off like a water faucet. For her, it was a way of life.
The other day, Blackie and I began our usual morning walk around the neighborhood, a ritual that we had done a hundred times. We knew every step of the way. What could possibly go wrong?
Crazy Driver
As we approached the church, I heard a car revving its motor. Rrrrrrrrr.Rrrrrrrrrr.
Suddenly, a pickup truck barreled around the corner like a runaway freight train. We jumped back.
I saw the hair on Blackie’s back rise up.
Blackie is a big and intimidating dog, but, on the inside she is a little tiny Chihuahua. She instinctively runs from danger, just like my wife instinctively runs when she sees a mouse.
I said to the driver, “Hey Speedy Gonzales? I have an idea. How about sharing the road with pedestrians, eh!”
The driver stared at Blackie. Blackie stared back. I tightened my grip on Blackie’s 
Finally, the driver gave us the one finger salute and screeched away.
I looked at Blackie with appreciation. Even though she was no great guard dog, I felt safer when Blackie was with me.
Blackie and I continued our solitary trek with a little less spring in our step.
A few blocks later I saw someone walking two dogs. One was a big brown dog. The other was a short white dog with a long tail. My heart pounded with excitement.
Memories of Spot, My Childhood Pet
The white dog reminded me of Spot, the pet dog I had as a child. I have fond 
My parents did not like Spot in my room. Some nights I was terrified that somebody was hiding in my closet. I’d wake up my dad and say, “I heard something in my closet.”
Dad came in my room, opened the closet and looked around, a ritual he had done hundreds of times in the past.
“Nope. No one in there,” Dad said.
“But, I heard something.”
SLEEEEP!
“Go … to … sleep.” “S-L-E-E-E-P” my dad said in a deep hypnotist voice while slowly waving his fingers.
My dad left the room.
My father’s attempt to put me to sleep with a hypnotic trance failed miserably. I had no alternative but to secretly let Spot into my room and sleep on my bed. I felt safer when Spot was with me, like I did with Blackie.
Blackie Remembers Mom
As Blackie and I got close to our house, an elderly lady walking a little poodle approached us going the opposite way. As soon as Blackie spotted the lady, her tail started furiously wagging. The lady had white hair and walked very slowly. Blackie 
Blackie still carries my mother in her heart. As long as Blackie lives on this earth, a part of my mother will still be alive.
At the very core of her being, Blackie knows that the most beautiful things in the world are only felt in the heart.
If you own a dog, I challenge you. Treat her like the noble and kindhearted creation she is.
You will never find a more faithful friend.
Upcoming Pesentations:
April 14, 2018. “Publish or Perish.” Pen to Podium Toastmasters. Hardesty Center, 1100 S. Alvernon. Tucson, AZ, 9:00 am.
June 5, 2018. “How Abraham Lincoln Used Stories to Touch Hearts, Minds and Funny Bones.” Arizona Society for Professional Hypnosis. Scottsdale Senior Community Center,1700 North Granite Reef Road, Meeting Room 7, Scottsdale, AZ, 6:30 pm.
October 20, 2018. How Abraham Lincoln Used Stories to Touch Hearts, Minds and Funny Bones. Prescott Valley Public Library (7401 E. Civic Circle), 1:00 – 2:00 pm. Prescott, AZ.
NOW AVAILABLE!!!
Related Links
Like Abe Lincoln, Be Prepared with a “Quip” or a Bit of Humor
Emulate Abraham Lincoln: Make Each Day Count
The “Secret” Daily Affirmations of Abraham Lincoln
Always greet everyone, no matter what they look like
Employ an Affable Lincolnesque Persona
Be a Generous Listener, as Abe Lincoln Was
Deflect Criticism with Self-deprecating Humor
Always Say “Yes”
Be a Master of Disaster – Ponder the big picture
Deflect Criticism with Self-deprecating Humor
January 28th, 2018
“Self-deprecating humor came naturally to Lincoln. Once, after being called ‘two-faced’ by another politician, he responded, ‘If I had two faces, why would I be wearing this one?’ ” Francis B. Carpenter, portrait painter of Lincoln.
Did I ever tell you the joke the Chicago newsboys had on me? Replying negatively, he related: A short time before my nomination I was at Chicago attending a lawsuit. A photographer of that city asked me to sit for a picture, and I did so. This coarse, rough hair of mine was in a particularly bad tousle at the time, and the picture presented me in all its fright.
After my nomination, this being about the only picture of me there was, copies were struck to show those who had never seen me how I looked. The newsboys carried them around to sell, and had for their cry, “Here’s yer Old Abe; he’ll look better when he gets his hair combed.” Story told by Lincoln to Albert P. Chandler, Assistant Secretary of War.
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Acknowledge Your Flaws
Can you remember the last time someone made fun of you because of some physical characteristic that you had? None of us are immune. Aren’t we all too tall, too short, too fat, foo skinny, too young, or too old?
This type of comment seems funny to the critic, but it can sting the recipient.
Here is Lincoln’s two-step response for this type of criticism.
Step 1) Look deep inside yourself and acknowledge the fact that, yes, you do have certain physical characteristics that make you distinct. Maybe not as distinct as Quasimodo, but it’s something that catches the eye.
Step 2) Use self-deprecating humor to deflect criticism.
There is great power in looking inside of ourselves, acknowledging who we really are, and in making fun of ourselves.
Abraham Lincoln had a target on his back because he had two unique traits.
1) He was very tall and extremely thin. He stood six foot four inches tall and weighed only 170 pounds.
2) His face was so homely that it could frighten and intimidate others.
Yet, despite being called string bean, scarecrow and gorilla, Lincoln was bullet proof from this type of criticism because he was better and funnier at criticizing himself than were his adversaries.
A Story to Break the Ice
Lincoln was invited to speak to a conference of newspaper editors in Chicago, some of whom were his fiercest critics. To break the ice he told this story:
One day I was riding along a mountain trail on my horse.
From the other direction came a woman on her horse. She stopped her horse and looked at me.
“I do believe you are the ugliest man I have ever seen,” she said.
‘That may be true, madam, but there’s not much I can do about it,” I replied.
“No, perhaps not, but you might at least stay home.”
The audience of editors laughed with Lincoln instead of at him. Lincoln’s goal was not just to respond to criticism, but to show that he was a big enough man to laugh at himself, and in the process, disarm his critics and often win their friendship.
“Do I not destroy my enemies by making them my friends?” Lincoln once observed.
Responding to Frenemies
Recently, two so-called “friends” of mine made fun of me for being too skinny.
“Terry you looked like a broom wearing glasses,” said one person.
I LOOK LIKE WHO?
“Terry it’s so windy today, I’d better tie a sting to you before you fly away,” said the second one. Apparently no ‘funny’ criticism is too ancient to use.
Okay, I get it. I’m skinny. I used to be defensive about it, but over time I have come to see these comments as an opportunity to convert “frenemies” into friends, and I developed this reply,
“In my defense, my doctor told me that I weigh the exact right amount for someone this awesome.”
Another time, I was a substitute teacher at a school when one student said to another student,
“I’m working with the old guy.”
After glancing around the room and finding no one older looking than myself, I thought,
The remark caught me off guard, but it also motivated to come up with a Lincoln-esque response. After some internet research, my new response to ‘old guy’ comments is,
“There is still no cure for the common birthday,” to quote John Glenn.
A Complete Inventory of My Flaws
Some other flaws that I proudly possess, beyond being rail thin, are: my industrial sized ears; I drink a lot of iced tea (I go through iced tea faster than most women go through cotton balls); one of my eyes looks slightly larger than the other (great to give someone the “evil eye” or to impersonate Jack Elam); and, my hair is disappearing faster than a toupee in a hurricane. My only hope for fame may be a possible spot at Ripley’s Believe it or Not Museum.
When we acknowledge our flaws in humorous ways, it makes it easier for others to relate to us. It indicates that we have a light heart and a humorous outlook on life, and we become someone that other people like to be around. It’s like changing the friendship ‘stop light’ from red to green.
Upcoming Pesentations:
Feb. 10, 2018, International Speech Contest. Pen To Podium Toastmasters. Hardesty Center, 1100 S. Alvernon. Tucson, AZ, 9:00 am.
April 14, 2018. “Publish or Perish.” Pen to Podium Toastmasters. Hardesty Center, 1100 S. Alvernon. Tucson, AZ, 9:00 am.
October 20, 2018. How Abraham Lincoln Used Stories to Touch Hearts, Minds and Funny Bones. Prescott Valley Public Library (7401 E. Civic Circle), 1:00 – 2:00 pm. Prescott, AZ.
NEW BOOK COMIMG SOON!!!
